speaking of ospreys, THEY HAVE THE CUTEST CHIRP CALLS and I hear them all the time around my college

biomorphosis:

Osprey hawk navigating its prey.

biomorphosis:

Osprey hawk navigating its prey.

YOUVE DISTURBED THE LIZARD KINGDOM THEY WILL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT

FUCK
NOT EVEN OUR RIDICULOUSLY TALL BEDS WILL SAVE US

ok so, during the first week of college, our shower drain was acting normally to drain water and etc.
but after the 2nd week, I’d literally fill it to the brim after my shower, and my showers are around 15-30 minutes depending on how lazy I am. and it took the rest of the entire day to drain all the water. so, in only a matter of days, it got pretty fucking clogged up. I mean, I know I shed my hair like cray, but that’s insane for it to clog that fast.
but I shrugged it off and bought some Drano and poured the whole bottle into it. I took a shower after, but sadly it’s still pretty dammed clogged….with the only upside is that I don’t fill it to the brim, but a little under halfway now. I’m at the point where I need to call maintenence or some shit so guys can come in and fix the clog becauuusee I don’t feel like buying like 10 more bottles of Drano.

BUT THEN YESTERDAY. my roommate came home to use the bathroom and noticed a juvenile gecko hanging on the egde of the drain hole, and then scuttle back down the drain. 2 of them to be exact. 

………………….um, well….

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

( 24066 ) 2 days ago - Reblog  #YES

profsycamore:

inry submitted:

i saw this and thought you might like to see it. (VERY NSFW BTW)

HOLY SHIT

(Source: 1los)

( 1314 ) 3 days ago - Reblog  #MOOGY
tg-i:

the-vegan-muser:

PUFF GAME TOO STRONG

cyborgraptor
its a puffy banana

new species of banana confirmed

tg-i:

the-vegan-muser:

PUFF GAME TOO STRONG

cyborgraptor
its a puffy banana

new species of banana confirmed